A Late Birthday Gift
JACOB
O'NEILL.COM
Yeah, I Know
I'm Late.
Look, time is a construct. And apparently, so is my ability to be on time.But some gifts are worth the wait.
This Is Yours Now.
A corner of the internet. Permanently.
Your name. Your rules. Your digital real estate.
The World Is Yours
Your Portfolio
Show off your work. Your projects. Your creative chaos. A living resume that actually represents who you are.
Your Blog
Got thoughts? Hot takes? Random 3am revelations? A place to put them that isn't someone else's algorithm.
Your Brand
Professional email. jacob@jacoboneill.com. Because that Gmail from 2008 isn't doing you favors.
Your Playground
Experiment. Break things. Learn things. A sandbox where you're the only one with the keys.
More Than A Gift
This isn't just a domain. It's a thank you.
For all the business we've done together, for the trust, for the collaboration—and for everything we're going to build in the future.
Here's to what's next.
But Wait, There's More...
This Coupon Entitles Bearer To
ONE FREE
WEBSITE BUILD
Issued To: Jacob O'Neill
From: Unityversity
* Valid for one (1) custom website of your choosing. No expiration date. Non-transferable. Redeemable whenever you're ready. Just say the word.
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